Scrolling through Twitter and Elon Musk is at it again—this time talking about Dogecoin while Tesla shares are doing their dance at $250. Is it just me or does every Musk tweet feel like a market earthquake? Meanwhile, Bitcoin's chillin' around $27k but feels like everyone forgot it exists. Some analyst says $30k is the magic number but who even trusts analysts these days? And what’s with the AI craze—every other tweet is ChatGPT or some new AI coin. Is crypto even crypto anymore or just the latest tech hype? Can’t shake the feeling that Musk’s next move is gonna be AI-powered rockets or something. Just me? Probably.