Scrolling thru crypto Twitter, everyone's buzzing about when alt season's gonna hit, but with BTC chillin' around $28k, feels like we're stuck in limbo. ETH's barely budging, is the merge hype finally fading? Meanwhile, Solana's got devs hyped with that new ecosystem update, but price? Meh. Saw a thread saying alt season's triggered by Bitcoin dominance dropping, but it's been hovering around 50% forever. XRP army's weirdly quiet after that SEC news—what's up with that? Maybe it's time to look at those random low caps everyone's suddenly shilling? Or is that just another hype trap? I keep thinking about moving some BTC to alts, but then I remember last time and... yeah. Anyway, back to stalking charts.