you all have seen my successful onboarding efforts with my starter pack but here are some failed pitches to a journalist and a game designer

carwash enthusiast

@ceejifi everywhere else social connections are made

how come bro 1 gets schizo texts and bro 2 gets paragraphs

simple

bro 1 just a bro

bro 2 actual bro in law

i cannot, he's so smart and barely talks it has been 12 years i will never W im too yappy

and he's canadian so ultra polite i just can't

you got psychologically bullied in matching bro 2's punctuation. next family function you have to assert your dominance. 🪄✨🫡