just learned about a kid’s craft called the “lemon pig” and i hate it

LPT: anything you hate as a parent, just tell your kids they are allergic to said thing.  e.g. my CEOs son wanted a cat as a kid, he told his son hes deathly allergic to cats because he hated cats.  

Complete and utterly selfless move.

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i used to tell my students i was allergic to takis and hot cheetos

it was the only thing that worked on middleschoolers when i didnt want them eating in my classroom or even sneaking it

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