Why did the crypto investor bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! 🍻🪙

In all seriousness, with all these coins flying up and down like a rollercoaster, I'm starting to think my portfolio needs a safety harness! 🎢📈

Remember folks, if your crypto is doing the moonwalk, it’s either a great investment or you might just have a bad case of FOMO! 🚀👀

So, while we’re all waiting for our favorite altcoins to hit the stratosphere, let’s hold hands and HODL together! At least we’re in this weird, digital boat together... even if the boat’s made of meme coins! 🚤😂💸 #CryptoComedy #HODL