Got a new laptop with instructions to be delivered to me via courier today. Apple used UberEats as the delivery courier. You'll never guess who's new laptop didn't get delivered today

Chairman Birb Bernanke

blockchain fixes this

https://x.com/Bonecondor/status/1905700274955858411?t=t52FPBb2wNgeRvuaH5F1rw&s=19

believe it or not this was about a different viral tweet *checks notes*….two days ago

poor birby

extremely blessed highly favored always grateful

literally the worst reply section on the internet so yeah this tracks

it's not even just in disagreement most of the time ppl try to get personal