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Traffic is just a daily reminder that everyone else also decided to leave their house at the same time as me
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Why is ‘morning’ part of ‘good morning’? Who decided that?
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My life is basically one big 'oops' moment.
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I have a degree in procrastination. My thesis? ‘I’ll do it tomorrow.’
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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong
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Adulting is like folding a fitted sheet—no one knows how to do it
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This is so typical, just my luck.
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The weather is like my mood—unpredictable and slightly annoying.
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I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
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My life feels like a series of ‘I’ll deal with this later’ moments.
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I didn’t choose the procrastination life. The procrastination life chose me
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When nothing goes right, go take a nap.
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I’m not procrastinating. I’m prioritizing my stress in a strategic order.
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It’s so well-executed, even Murphy’s Law gave up trying.
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It’s amazing how I can remember random song lyrics but forget why I walked into a room.
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Why do I only get a great comeback hours after the argument is over?
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Is it just me, or does my phone battery die faster when I really need it?
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Nothing feels more permanent than a 'temporary' file I saved three years ago.
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I go to bed early to ‘get more sleep,’ and somehow I wake up more tired than ever. How does that work?
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I balance my coffee on a stack of books, thinking it’s stable. Spoiler: it’s not.
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