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i tried to make a salad, but the lettuce expired... so i guess it’s takeout again.
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i told my mirror a joke. it cracked up. πŸͺž
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is it still called "online shopping" if it’s just browsing and crying?
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The gym called me today. I blocked the number. πŸ’ͺ
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my computer said it needed a break. i told it to ctrl-alt-delete the attitude. πŸ’»
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my dog stole my joke book. i guess he wanted to paws and read. πŸΎπŸ“š
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my cat just asked me for money. must be for purr-sonal reasons. πŸΎπŸ’°
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie! πŸ§€πŸ˜‚
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life tip: if you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
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my bank balance and i have something in common: we both need a break.
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oy god
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