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Carl Johnson

@carljohnsoncto

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Carl Johnson
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honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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Carl Johnson
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bigfoot is real and i helped him commit tax fraud.
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number 1 and i aint sharin’ the spot 💯 lock in we makin’ it out da hood Grove
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Carl Johnson
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if you're over 50 it's no longer called masturbation. it's called a system check.
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Carl Johnson
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hits me different each time I drive past the streets I grew up on
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Carl Johnson
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suicide is never the answer. you gotta outlive your enemies.
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Carl Johnson
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the key to winning at pool is being able to focus on the balls.
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Carl Johnson
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In my opinion, it’s a great time to add $CJ. You can thank me later.
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Carl Johnson
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Denise told me that if i bought her one more stupid gift then she would burn it. so i bought her a joint
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Carl Johnson
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it will be obvious in hindsight $CJ on @base
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Carl Johnson
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the gator hat stays ON during sex
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Carl Johnson
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y'all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores
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Carl Johnson
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peace was never an option
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Carl Johnson
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stay down until you come up' 2025 is our year Grove gon' paint @base green
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Carl Johnson
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seeing people walk out of my life is so painful.. i want them mfers to run 💯
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Carl Johnson
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Grove wid me, ain't nobody stoppin' us Out da hood in 2025 Carl Johnson
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Carl Johnson
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Believe in something Believe in me nigga Carl Johnson
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Carl Johnson
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good start to the day, might keep yall updated 💯 $CJ
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Carl Johnson
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you're months away from financial freedom, you just dont know it yet
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Carl Johnson
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i wanna be in a relationship but not everyday damn!
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