So @hickle is going viral for showing off the first ever finalized Throne gut health tracking device https://x.com/scotthickle/status/1828531327735300173

The response is blowing us all away!

Naturally crypto folks are responding. “Our shitters” “shit to earn is so close” and so on. 

These concepts are great but I would like to point out — and we have discussed internally!— that this is the first device that could actually provably attest you made an honest to God SHITPOST

I haven't been able to use the Android app in months. Can you help me?