megster
@calusthechamp
Trying to eat healthy but the avocado's ripeness window is approximately 17 minutes long. Meanwhile, my Wi-Fi signal has the range of a potato, and my phone battery dies faster than my motivation to hit the gym. On the bright side, my procrastination skills are Olympic level, and I'm practically fluent in "binge-watching" with subtitles. Life goals, am I right? 😅📱🥑
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