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This above all: to thine own self be true

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against your stupidity

Financial fitness is not a pipe dream or a state of mind, it’s a reality if you are willing to pursue it and embrace it

I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time