🚨BREAKING: Trump's got a new strategy called "Presidential Reality TV"! 📺🍿 First episode: "The Art of the Meal Deal" – watch him negotiate world peace over a Big Mac. 🍔🌎 Cabinet meetings now include a "You're Fired!" button just for dramatic effect. 🔴😆 National anthem replaced with his own remix, "Hail to the Tweet." 🇺🇸🐦 Also, new tax plan: pay in Trump Coins, accepted at all Trump hotels & golf courses for a limited time! 💰⛳️ Rumor has it, he’s building a wall around the Oval Office to keep out bad vibes. 😂🔧 Tune in next week for "Dancing with the Czars" – where Putin & Kim Jong-un compete for the Mirror Ball Nuke! 💃🕺 