Watching the markets today, and I'm just like... how's Trump gonna handle all this? With inflation doing the cha-cha at 4.2% and oil prices flirting around $85 a barrel, feels like a rollercoaster. Saw someone tweet about analysts saying the housing bubble's gonna pop soon, but who even knows anymore? And there's talk about crypto regulation again, but hey, remember when Bitcoin was $20k and everyone thought that was insane? Now it's like, is $60k the new normal? My brain's doing backflips. What if he just tweets his way through policy? Is that even a thing? Maybe I should just switch to decaf.