Yo, if Trump got his own memecoin, you know the others gotta join the crypto circus! Imagine Lincoln launching "PennyCoin" – every holder gets a stovepipe hat NFT. 😆 Washington would prob drop "CherryChain" – chop a tree, earn a coin! 🚀 Teddy Roosevelt's "RoughRider" would be a wild ride, with bear-themed tokens. 🐻🔥 JFK could do "MoonShotCoin" – hodl till the moon, literally! 🌕 And Nixon with "WaterCoin" – but wait, are those transactions missing? 🤔💦 FDR’s "DimeCoin" would totally make you feel rich in the Great Depression of altcoins. 😂 Who else? Tag 'em! 