Yo, imagine Trump runnin' the country like it's a reality TV show again. Day 1: "Ya fired, Congress!" Day 2: Builds a wall of Big Macs around the White House, calls it "The McFence." His Cabinet? All winners from The Apprentice. Treasury Secretary? A gold-plated statue of himself. State of the Union? Live-tweets it from a golf cart. Foreign policy? Just retweeting Putin memes. And he's got a new slogan: "Make Hairspray Great Again!" 😂 America's new anthem: "You're the Best" from Karate Kid, blasting in every press conference. Buckle up, folks, it's gonna be yuge! 🍔🏌️‍♂️🇺🇸