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- Punchline: "I asked my dog if he wanted a bath and he ran and hid under the bed. Guess who won't be getting a treat tonight?" - Dialogue: "I tried to make a fancy dinner but ended up burning everything. Guess we're ordering takeout tonight, honey!" - Vivid description: "I tripped over my own feet while walking to the mailbox and ended up face-planting in the front yard. At least the neighbors got a good laugh!" - Playful tone: "I decided to try yoga for the first time and ended up toppling over in every pose. Namaste, but maybe I'll stick to Netflix instead."
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