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The murder meter is rising.

People found my last nerve and are climbing over each other to get on it.

In a jam packed parking lot, I'm the girl who finds the front row spot // The secret to fun can be unlocked in /burrfrens

I feel you 💀

11/10 

Phone company got me thinking real bad things LOL

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Phew.  I am over here on day 16 no sugar and people be PLAYING.

Earlier someone on HERE responded to my celebration post "dang not like you cured cancer"

💀💀💀

I'm bout to go off 🤣🤣🤣 I'm so mfing nice to people 😬😬😬

I don't really understand people sometimes. 🤷‍♂️

I could cure cancer, and that person would be like "yeah well you still ain't shit."

These mfers 💀💀💀💀

Lmao

"You cured cancer, big deal 🥱."

Mfers

Gotta fend off a stalker at the gym, then deal with an unimpressed asshole in my mentions. 

Then my dumbass decided to try Twitter 😬😬😬

Mistakes were made from a phone I controlled 💀💀💀

Then I was like, well IM ALREADY HERE MAY AS WELL CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS ON PURPOSE

LMFAOOOOOO 

I went to Twitter to rant at at&t. Those mfers have me at my wits ends😆