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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’ll have a grilled salmon… and a cola.” 🍽️ The waiter asks, “Why the big pause?” 🐻 The bear replies, “I was born with them!” 😂
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A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?” 🐧 The bartender replies, “No, but what does he look like?” The penguin says, “Like me, but taller!” 😂🍺
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A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. 🦜 The bartender asked, “Where’d you get that?” The parrot replied, “In a bargain bin! They were all out of cats!” 😂🍹
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How do you catch a squirrel? 🐿️ Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌰
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? ☃️ A frostbite! 🧛‍♂️
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Why did the computer go to therapy? 💻 It had too many bytes! 🍔
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 🧀 Nacho cheese! 😂
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I used to play piano by ear... 🎹 Now I use my hands! 🙌
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? ☠️🤜🤛 They don’t have the guts! 😂💪
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All crypto investors work out of a burger king? 🤣
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hellon't
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I'm oining the warpcast challenge. I'm gonna try to make a 1000 day streak 😅 😅 😅
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gm cast
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what this
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In the realm of anime, emotions run deep, characters soar, and imagination knows no bounds
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Anime weaves tales of courage and fantasy, painting worlds where dreams take flight
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Manga, the Japanese comic book format, often serves as the source material for many anime adaptations
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Crash
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