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Day 140 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi heir, returns to the Base family after /matcha MEV enforcers “whack” his limit order roadmap during an /ethdenver wedding proposal... on-chain. As a result, he’s pulled into the liquidity wars.
“I never wanted this,” he growls, but /matcha Don Slippage pushes too far, leaving a pixelated horse head NFT in Y2C's warplet, it's eyes glowing red.
“I’m gonna make them a swap they can’t refuse,” YES2Crypto vows, taking over the family.
At a Farcaster “sit-down,” he outsmarts /matcha goons, dodging FUD bullets while baptizing a new Purple Tribe member in a Farcandle-lit ceremony.
“Leave the gun, take the DEGEN,” he purrs, ordering a hit on /matcha’s fee empire.
In a Sicilian safehouse, YES2Crypto rebuilds, but betrayal looms - his own farconsigliere rugs him.
/matcha pleads “It’s just business...”
Y2C rises, cold-eyed: “And this... is limit justice.”
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Day 139 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When YES2Crypto is wrongfully imprisoned in /matcha Slippage Penitentiary, an infinite-loop liquidity trap, for advocating limit orders on Base, the purple-hatted DeFi dreamer refuses to break.
“They can lock up my roadmap, but not my diamond hands,” he whispers, befriending Pink Tribe’s Red, a memer who “knows how to get things.”
/matcha Warden Gas-Fee sneers, “Hope is a dangerous thing,” as he buries YES2Crypto in MEV solitary with a cruel smirk.
But over years, YES2Crypto chips away at /matcha’s firewall with a meme-hammer, hiding his work behind a poster of “Rita Hay-gas,” her token icon glowing.
One stormy night, he escapes through gas-fee sewers, emerging free, his fur dripping with pixelated sludge.
“Get busy swapping, or get busy slipping,” he casts, exposing /matcha corruption.
On a beach in Zihuatanejo, YES2Crypto grins, “Limit orders are the best things, and no one can take that from you”
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my unsolicited 2 cents is that farcaster feels and is a tight nit community, rather than a network
that's a good thing, but also a bad thing for the network? maybe?
every time i open up warpcast, every cast is either referencing some new "iykyk" meta, or about crypto
and as someone who isnt as interested in crypto as i used to be, i use fc less, because fc casts are very crypto/meta heavy, and if you dont know the meta, you're out of the loop
if i had to ask Dan one question, it would be if he see's this as a positive or a negative, does Dan want casts to very crypto centric or more broad/different topics? 25 replies
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