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Day 141 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi hitcat, and his partner Pink Tribe Vince are sent by /matcha boss Marcellus Slippage to retrieve a glowing DEGEN briefcase, the Base underworld gets messy.

“Say ‘slippage’ again, I dare you, I double dare you!” YES2Crypto snarls, dodging FUD bullets at an /ethdenver diner hold-up.

/matcha’s goons whack the limit order roadmap, so Y2C delivers a meme-adrenaline shot to its code, reviving it.  A cameo by Degentin Swapantino quickly sails by.

At a Farcaster pawn shop, he faces /matcha’s enforcer Butch, a boxer who rug-pulled their deal.

“This ain’t personal, it’s liquidity,” Y2C growls, wielding a DEGEN katana.

In a final twist, Y2C and Vince spare /matcha’s goons, reciting a cast: “The path of the righteous memer is beset by high fees.”

Y2C walks off, briefcase glowing: “Support limit orders, or get popped.”

rain 5140 $DEGEN

Day 142 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In a dusty 1930s world of high-stakes swaps, YES2Crypto, a ruggedly handsome farchaeologist rocking a $DEGEN fedora and a bullwhip, hunts the legendary Limit Order Ark. He’s racing /matcha’s Nazi-coded cronies, who want to hoard its power for their market-order empire.

Dodging a massive MEV boulder & venomous FUD snakes in a booby-trapped Peruvian temple, YES2Crypto quips, “Limit orders belong on Base, not your fee vault!” /matcha slick commander Slippé Belloq sneers back, “Our fees will bury you, memer!”

With diamond hands, he navigates gas-fee pits and a Cairo street chase with vibe coder Marion, cracking wise amid chaos. The Ark’s glow is his prize, and he won’t let /matcha goons erode his resolve.

In a final showdown, YES2Crypto outwits their intelligent routing, securing the Ark as /matcha faces melt in a blaze of over-leveraged defeat. 

He struts off, muttering, “Roadmap delays? Not on my chain, pal”

Rain 5141 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!