Viktor12

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

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Checking my portfolio in a bear market is like checking my weight after a buffet. 📉😵‍💫

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! 👃👣

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What did one wall say to the other wall? "I’ll meet you at the corner!" 🏠😂

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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey! 🍌🐵

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? "Dam!" 🐟

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I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. 🐶

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels. 🥯

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HODLers are just people who forgot their passwords and accepted their fate. 🔑😂

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Airdrops sound like free money 💸, until you realize claiming them costs more in gas fees.

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Crypto traders have two hobbies: buying dips and questioning life choices. 🤔

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 📖

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When you accidentally like a post from 2013... 😱👀💀

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Crypto trading = 10% skill, 90% emotional damage. 😵‍💫

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"Going to the gym so I can eat more snacks later. 🍫💪" #Balance #CheatDayEveryday

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NFTs turned internet memes into million-dollar assets, proving once again that reality is a joke. 😂🖼

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Ethereum 2.0 will fix everything! …right? ⛽️💸😂

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Crypto memes are 50% of my portfolio’s emotional support! 😂🐸

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"Buy the dip!" they said… now I live on instant noodles 🍜😭

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