The Adventures of King DVR and his Sufficiently Decentralized Kingdom

Chapter 1: King DVR Owns the Peasants 

“The peasants are grumbling about the bread line again. They keep saying something about chronological order.”

King DVR stormed into his castle. 

“Luckily, my favorite pastime is arguing with peasants. And I never lose.”

King DVR’s assistant, W, barely looked up from the corner. 

“If they don’t like my castle, they should build their own. I even gave them the blueprints.”

W nodded as DVR continued. 

“One peasant kept on blabbing on about how they didn’t have the resources to do it. But I lectured him about the intricacies of fundraising. He shut up real quick. Another W for DVR.”

W thought he heard his name. “But wouldn’t thy need to get your approval before anyone could enter their castle, even if they built their own?”

“Silence!” King DVR shouted. “What about ‘sufficiently decentralized’ do you not understand?”