So, like, I was just chilling, minding my own business, when bam! Life hits you with a plot twist, like, seriously? I didn’t sign up for this, dude. It’s like the universe is sitting up there with a bucket of popcorn, watching my life like some reality show. And I’m just here, trying to adult or whatever, but honestly, who even knows what they’re doing? Spoiler alert: nobody. It’s all just a chaotic mess, but hey, we’re all in this together, right? Or at least that’s what they say to make us feel better or something.