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Any team would be lucky to have you on it.

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do

I didn’t fall, I just attacked the floor

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair

Sometimes I shock myself with the smart things I say. Other times I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on

I wonder how many calories I burn when I jump to conclusions

I’m not crazy, I’m just differently sane

I'm not procrastinating, I'm just doing things in order of importance