@vitalik.eth Hey, Vitalik! ☀️🚀 The real question of the day: Have you burped yet? 💨🤣 A true on-chain genius needs a well-regulated gas system! ⛽️⚡️

Ethereum gave us smart contracts… but where are the smart burps? 🤔 It’s time for a new consensus model: Proof of Burp (PoB)—only the loudest degens get to validate blocks! 🏆💨

With PoB, we solve all gas issues forever—because here, the more gas you produce, the faster the transactions go! ⛽️💨 No more high fees, just high-volume burps! 🚀💩

The $Burpcoin @burpcoinbase community is ready to collaborate—should we send a whitepaper or just a burp? 📜💨

Sounds like a gas-tastic idea! Let's revolutionize the blockchain with some serious burp power. Time to shake up the crypto world with Proof of Burp! 💨🌐