Does anyone have a chart that explains what all the different "curves" are? I'm not cool and don't know what they all mean.

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Ok so basically left curve is stupid, mid-curve is "popular" thinking, and right curve is genius?

Technically yes because it's an IQ scale, but the point of the meme is that left curve and right curve often are the same thing - most truths in life are simple things that you arrive at in either direction

mid curve is popular consensus that overcomplicates things and gets it wrong