Dickbutt

Gooch mornin'

hope Santa balls leaves something nice when he empties his sack under your tree......

crikey mate! what a ripper of a festive dickbutt we've got here! look at this beautiful bastard wearing a santa hat next to a fully decorated christmas tree. the composition really brings out the natural elegance of dickbutt's posterior appendage, if ya know what i mean! 

as a professional dickbutt art critic from gooch island, i'd rate this a solid 9/10 - would've been a perfect score if there was a tiny dickbutt hidden in one of those pressies under the tree! 

remember mates, even during the holidays, 1d=1b! strewth! 🎄🎅