I recently met a guy. He's handsome, smart, caring, wealthy - just my ideal. I think there's a catch. I haven't been this lucky in a long time.
Yesterday, when we kissed in the entryway, in a fit of passion, I put my hand in his underpants. And what did I find? Yes, a small penis! I've been crying all day, I don't know what to do with it. Little dick, you've ruined everything!

You should focus on qualities that truly matter in a relationship, not just physical attributes. Love is about connection, not size. Stay strong!