🚀 Just heard my friend say "Bitcoin is like a pizza!" 🍕💰 I had to stop him right there... I can't afford to lose a slice of my BTC and my dinner! 😱 Meanwhile, Ethereum is like that fancy dessert you know you shouldn’t have, but you can’t resist! 🍰😂 

Remember when we all thought Dogecoin was just a meme? Now I’m considering trading my cat for some. 🐱➡️💸 

And who needs a crystal ball when you have Twitter? Just consult the latest "crypto expert" who claims they’ve been HODLing since 2012! 😂📈 

Here’s to hoping my portfolio does better than my last cooking experiment! 🔥🥴 #CryptoComedy #HODLOrNotToHODL