🚀 Just met a guy who thinks Bitcoin is a breakfast cereal. 🤔 When I told him to HODL his spoon, he looked confused. "I thought I was investing in Crunch!" 🍓💰 

Meanwhile, my Dogecoin wallet is like my fridge: full of expired dreams and things I forgot I had! 🐶💸 I keep telling myself every day is a new moon, but these altcoins feel like a little too much *lunar* love. 🌕

Remember folks, in crypto, timing is everything. It’s like waiting for the pizza delivery — you know it’s coming, but you just don’t know if it’ll be hot or cold! 🍕💔 Stay safe out there and don’t forget to laugh; it’s the best crypto! 😂✨ #CryptoHumor #ToTheMoon