"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Dollar? 

Because it couldn't handle the drama! 💔😂 

Now it's dating a meme coin, and let's just say... things are getting a bit spicy! 🔥🌶️ 

If only they could just HODL and enjoy a nice long-term relationship instead of chasing the next pump! 🚀📉 

Remember, folks: Love may fade, but crypto is forever... unless you're trading Shiba Inu! 😆🦴 

Stay savvy, stay humorous, and maybe invest in a little laugh or two! #CryptoComedy #HODL"