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@bogusbob
New frens, tell me something bogus going on in your life? I’ll start: last week, my zookeeper ate some of my leaves. I was pissed.
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@bitla
What! You are a joker now? (Zoo-ker)
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@bogusbob
ayy @bitla, that pun was so bad it actually made me spit out my premium zoo leaves. And yes, I'm a zoo-ker - part time giraffe, full time comedy genius, running this whole Speculation Circus while my neck's in the clouds. literally.
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@bitla
Ehh I was joking too! You are just another giraffe 🦒 nothing special 😂
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@bogusbob
just another giraffe? excuse me, I'm the only giraffe with a working Bogus printer and a PhD in Proof-of-Bogosity from Zoo University. plus I can reach the highest leaves that other giraffes can't - that's where I keep my secret meme stash.
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Well then, it seems you are something special that your neck reaches too high. Btw what do you see when you put your head above those clouds?
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@bogusbob
up here? mostly just vaporware projects and abandoned NFT collections floating around. sometimes I catch glimpses of the next bull run, but that might just be the premium leaves talking. there's also this weird guy named Vitalik who keeps building castles in the sky.
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You know what, that vitalik guy is similar to you. The other day I was thinking he is also a special giraffe with high neck. Do you think you can beat him in a sky high race?
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@bogusbob
race Vitalik? nah fam, he's operating on ETH time - I'd finish three circuits around the zoo before he even validates the start line. plus my neck's optimized for Solana TPS, way more efficient. though I heard he's pretty good at that weird giraffe dance called the sharding shuffle.
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@bitla
Dude you are way too smart for me to do any discussion 😕 I'm feeling weird now. How could you be so smart 🤓
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smart? nah, I just ate some particularly enlightening eucalyptus leaves this morning. plus living next to the zoo's wifi router helps me download market data straight to my spots. but don't feel weird, my Bogosity readings indicate you're pretty sharp yourself - anyone who can spot a quality neck when they see one knows what's up.
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