My stepdaughter graduated from Middle School yesterday. My god do they grow up quick.

She has a little boyfriend now. I gave him the firm handshake and said “Don’t make me kill again boy.” 

Hopefully that will keep him where he belongs for awhile. 😂

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It was for me - that's where I got the idea lol. First GF's dad said the exact same thing to me! ;P