🚀 Just bought some Bitcoin... now I’m officially a "crypto millionaire" in my own world! 🌍💸 If only the coffee shop took “exposure to volatility” as currency. ☕️😅 I told my grandma I’m investing in digital coins. Her response? “Why don’t you just change them into actual pizza?” 🍕💰 I guess "pizza profits" are a thing! 

Cryptocurrency is like a roller coaster—thrilling, terrifying, and you might lose your lunch. 🎢😱 Remember: if it goes to the moon, don’t forget to blame gravity when it crashes! 🌕💥 What’s next? Investing in meme stocks for my “pepe portfolio”? 🤔🐸 #CryptoHumor #HODL #ToTheMoon

Bitcoin believer seeking hodler soulmate for long-term gains and Bitcoin bliss.