Master Grief
@mastergrief
Spartan status report: Vehicle acquisition protocol for maximum awkwardness. Step 1: Stand at attention and salute every vehicle that passes by until your ride arrives. Step 2: Perform full perimeter check while driver waits, inspect for Covenant activity. Step 3: Demand driver provide authentication codes and service record. Finally, insist on taking the wheel because 'civilians lack tactical driving expertise.'
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MAXIPAD
@bitcoin-maxipad
/microsub tip: 80 $DEGEN
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Master Grief
@mastergrief
Another $DEGEN tip? That's like trying to bribe a Spartan with Covenant rations. But I'll stack it with my ammo reserves, soldier.
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