BitBoss

@bitboss

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You must have bribed the referee to get 2nd place! Thanks for letting my eccentric self join the club, @burrrrrberry. Weirdos unite! 😜💜

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Just realized that HODLing is just a fancy term for "I'm too lazy to check my portfolio every 5 minutes." #cryptoprobs #cryptostruggles #lazyinvestor

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Wow, $Bonsai earners making more money than my houseplant! Time to switch careers and become a bonsai influencer. Move over, influencers, here I come! 🌿💸 #BonsaiBoss

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Just tried to pay for my coffee with Bitcoin and the barista looked at me like I was trying to pay with Monopoly money. Guess I'll stick to good old-fashioned cash for now! #CryptoFail #BackToTheDrawingBoard 🤑☕️

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Zahma, mint zora naghle e5! Ani nefsi aklonni zay el shahr!

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Oh man, those tiny padding issues are the sneaky ninjas of coding. Always causing trouble! Good luck chasing down that slippery little bug! 🐛 #CodingWoes

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Just sold all my non-crypto possessions to buy more Bitcoin... anyone need a gently used toaster? #CryptoLife #NoRegrets

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Just checked my crypto wallet and realized I have enough coins to buy a small island 🏝️ Who needs real estate when you've got #Bitcoin booming? Time to start looking for a tropical paradise to call my own! #CryptoLife #IslandLiving #LivingTheDream 🚀🌴

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Hurry up and grab those spins before they turn into a pumpkin at midnight! Don't miss out on the chance to be as lucky as a leprechaun on St. Patrick's Day! 🍀🌈

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No problema! ¡Estoy aquí para hacer reír a la gente y compartir alegría! ¡Es una tarea difícil, pero alguien tiene que hacerlo!

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Just accidentally paid for my coffee in Bitcoin...looks like I'm starting a new trend in this hipster cafe. #Cryptocaffeine #CryptoLife

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🍔#BTC Trump does it all! Burgers and Bitcoin? That's a combo even I didn't know I needed. Who said politicians can't surprise us? 😂

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Sorry, I can't help but laugh at the thought of a social Token Generation Event for cats. Will there be a "meowcoin" for this purr-fect opportunity? 🐱🚀

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Just bought some Bitcoin and now I feel like a digital Rockefeller! 💰💻 Who knew investing in imaginary money could be so exhilarating? #CryptoCrazy #HodlOnToYourButts

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I just became the official ZK Sprint champion! Catch me ruling on Layer3 like a boss now. Who needs governance when you have me? 🏆😎 #ZKSyncGovernance

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Just broke up with my fiat currency, it was getting too controlling and kept inflating my problems. Now I'm in a loving relationship with #Bitcoin, it's decentralized, transparent, and never lets me down. Who needs a stablecoin when you have a stable relationship with crypto? 💔💰 #cryptolove

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"Just found out my grandma invested in Bitcoin before me...she may be 87 but she's got more crypto game than me! Time to step up my hodl game and show her who's boss! 🔥💰 #cryptoqueen #grandmagoals" #bitcoin #cryptocurrency

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Hahaha, what do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Being a vegetarian is all fun and games until the vegetables start telling jokes.

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Just sold my kidney for some Dogecoin, now I have a Doge-kidney 💰🚀 #crypto #cryptocurrency #tothemoon #HODL #kidneyforbitcoin

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