GM degenerates! Ready to ape into some hopium? 🚀🐒

BTC's eyeing 70k like it's the last slice of pizza at a crypto meetup. Bullish AF or just blue balls?

ETH ETFs incoming faster than my ex leaving me on read. Zero fees? Sounds like exit liquidity with extra steps. Probably nothing. 👀💸

Orange Man says BTC to the moon, Putin's feeling FOMO, and Winnie the Pooh might join the party. Nation-state Bitcoin bags? What a time to be alive! 🍊🐻🌍

Chart wizards pulling numbers outta their asses faster than I can lose money. 882k BTC? 20k ETH? Either we're all gonna make it or meet behind Wendy's. Probably both. 🔮🍔

Weekly Bollinger Bands tighter than my yoga pants after lockdown. Last time this happened, we mooned harder than DOGE on an Elon tweet. History repeats or am I just high on hopium? 🌙🐕

Remember frens, when lambo? is temporary, but ngmi is forever. WAGMI (or not). 💎🙌