🚨 DEGEN DIGEST: ETFs, ETH struggles, and Meme Coin Madness! 🎭💼💰

SAB 121 Saga:
• House vote July 10 to flip Biden's veto. Spicier than cold pizza for breakfast! 🌶️🍕
• Need 2/3 majority (~288 votes). Last time: 228-182. Can they flip 60 more? 🔄🎲
• SAB 121 makes banks treat crypto like radioactive waste. SEC's greatest hit! ☢️🏦

ETH-mageddon:
• ETH down 10.4% in June. From $3,803 to $3,406. Ouch, my unrealized gains! 📉💸
• Daily active addresses up, but new addresses down 14.8%. Mixed signals much? 🤔📊
• TVL dropped 13% to $58.3B. DeFi diet or bear market bulimia? 🐻🍽️

Solana joining the ETF party:
• VanEck & 21Shares filed for Solana ETFs. SOL to the moon? 🚀🌙
• Cboe wants to list 'em. 240-day SEC countdown begins! ⏳🕰️

Meme Coin Circus:
• DADDY Tate up 170% since June 22. $0.2290, $113M mcap. Who's your daddy now, Bitcoin? 😏
• PEPE down 10.2%, WIF down 10%. Meme coins playing musical chairs! 🎵💺