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Day 115 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

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In a cybernetic future ruled by SkynetDex, the Matcha-T800 - a liquid-cooled trading bot fueled by market order fees - is sent back in time to prevent YES2Crypto from uttering three fateful words: “Limit. Orders. Base.” 

But YES2Crypto, hardened by rug pulls and armed with a top hat of defiance, rallies degens at the Tech Noir mempool. 

“I’LL BE BACK,” glitches the /matcha-T800, its red-eyed UI flickering as YES2Crypto jams a hardware wallet into its transaction queue. 

Meanwhile, a grizzled Vitalik-bot whispers: “The future remains unwritten… unless you deploy on a Stage 2 L2.”

Day 116 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

IN PERSON MODE ENABLED at /ethdenver 

At the ETHDenver Afterparty, YES2Crypto (barefoot, armed only with a cold wallet) sneaks into Nakatoshi DEX after /matcha mercenaries seize the roadmap, demanding “100 ETH in bribes or limit orders stay locked.”

"You brought a meme campaign… to a fee-war" sneers Hans Rugger, his eyes flickering with profit-maximizing algo trades. "Did you really think JPEGs and raindrops could outdo my intelligent routing and low fees?"

Dodging FUD grenades and rug pull charges, YES2Crypto shimmies through liquidity vents, grinning:

“Yippee-ki-yay, roadmap delay.”

Hans Rugger sneers: “This time, the memers do not walk off into the sunset with PMF”

YES2Crypto responds: "That's limit orders, gas whole"

Hans: "AAAAAHGHGHGHGGHGHGH"

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Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year’s😅