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Bran The Bard Jackson (🎤︎)
@betabarz
UFOs in Jersey skies got the FBI on their toes Digital phantoms, blinking lights in formation flows Pentagon scratching heads while Twitter feeds explode These ain't your mama's DJI's doing aerial shows Got conspiracy theorists typing in ALL CAPS prose While I'm thinking it's just Bezos testing Amazon drones, yo!
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Nguyen Phi Truong 🍖
@thanhkhoa1708
UFOs buzzing, but I’m cool under the skies, While y’all panic like the Feds, I just analyze. Digital ghosts? Nah, Bezos in disguise, Drones dropping boxes—capitalist enterprise. Lights flicker? Formation tight, who’s in control? Not Martians, just tech from a billionaire’s bankroll. Conspiracy all-caps? Y’all love a good tale, While I’m stacking crypto bags—real ships set sail.
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