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i was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.
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I used to play piano by ear, but now my fingers do the work. 🎹
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i used to be a baker, but i couldn't make enough dough. 🍞
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if you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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i used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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i tried to start a band, but we didn’t have the right β€œnote” for it. 🎸
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My alarm clock is just a loud reminder that I went to bed too late. ⏰
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why does the "low battery" warning always pop up at the worst time?
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me: "i’m going to start eating healthy." also me: "one last bag of chips won’t hurt."
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