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Berf

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28 years later and $BERF is still the top dawg in his Nerf league. One could say he's been sniping jeets since he was 8. Some habits fade, but Berfing these Sol freaks never goes out of fashion.
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Berf was offering everyone the chance to inject the sweet blue goo like him, but the boys in blue weren’t having it. So instead of getting arrested, Berf setup a baseonad stand to inspire the next generation to be based, one sip at a time. Can he take your order?
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All that pumping is really getting to Andrew Tates head. Now he’s nothing but a Solana-filled hot air balloon. And you know what we do to balloons that get too big? Allow $BERF to show you…
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$BERF might be a basement dweller, but his precision makes him deadlier than a Top Gun pilot. Rumor has it, he even gave Tom Cruise a few tips. In these markets, it's diamond hands or bust!
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This mfer tried to Expelliarmus the $BERF token but Berf dropped the Expecto Patronum. Then casted Wingardium Leviosa on the chart. Base is with us.
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Commentator "Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo (says some gibberish in another language) GOOOOOOALLLL" $BERF "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" #EURO2024
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4000 brewskis, 18000 ciggies, and 27 years later $BERF is still eating cookies with no milk. It’s hard growing up without a father, but what’s even harder is thinking every time the doorbell rings, it’s him. He’s probably just stuck in traffic. #happyfathersday
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Berf hates sol loving freaks He had to put this idiot Andrew Tate in his place. Night nighty Daddy
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Every day Berf has been making new frens on Base. Little did he know his basement party would turn into Project X. Cheers to 1k BerfCakes!
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Throwback to Berf's 10th birthday when all the base chads showed up. You should have seen the Solama pinata mama Berfa bought —it was epic! How many swings do you think it took to bust the sol out of this lama?
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Before the rise of base, Berf led a different life. One so enigmatic that even the Yakuza sought his favour and feared his wrath. Is there any domain that $BERF cannot conquer?
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"Excuse me sir, did you realize you were driving on the wrong side of the road?" "And what's that skunky smell? Oh—WHOA, didn't realize you were #BASE'd!" "Enjoy the rest of your night, Mr. $BERF "
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Among the heavens and the earth $BERF alone is the honoured one. Think any meme can beat him? The answer is simple. “Nah Berf Would Win”.
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You can jeet our coins, but you’ll never take our freeeeeeedom!!!!” One day you’ll be able to tell your grand-ai-robo-kids that $BERF united #BASE and chased out all the Sol Frauds.
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Good news everyone! @jessepollak finally made a smart wallet for us dumb degens. You can finally $BERF into new coins with confidence. And momma Berfa can even get involved without the awkward texts asking for her “Seed” Phew. #onchainsummer #base
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Coinbase legends are in The Cabal is in The jeets are out Over $1M total volume Animations in production Theme song cooking Are you still fading $BERF ?
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Its always a party in the basement with $BERF but today the trunks are on and he's hitting the pool. Suns out, guns out, brewskis up. 🔆OᑎᑕᕼᗩIᑎ ᔑᑌᗰᗰEᖇ Iᔑ ᕼEᖇE🔆
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One click and you'll forget. All the other meme coins you've wasted your money on. All chains inferior to #BASE All your Jeet tendencies. And when you wake up $BERF will be there. BERF is love - BERF is life.
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Berf got a new puppy, he was the runt of the litter but had a cool hat. But time to return $WIF to the shelter. Sorry pup, you need to be retrained on $BASE and maybe you’ll be allowed back into the house.
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Ugh fine! $BERF will unite $BASE or whatever. Berf is tired of school and can't wait for onchain summer. He just hopes uncle rico stops hitting on Berfa and eating all the peanut butter.
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