Berf

@berfbased

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Breaking News: $BERF just broke the sound barrier! Experts say he’s now faster than the average Joe scrambling to delete his browser history

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Cottage season might be coming to an end soon but $BERF's still out there tearing it up. Truth be told, the flow helps with balance.

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The Base Boys are headed on vacation—because what could possibly go wrong? $BERF, in a rare moment of responsibility (or sheer stupidity), bought the tickets, so now $BRETT and $CHOMP are in charge of the beers—and probably the bail money. The likelihood of them all coming back alive? Let's just say they're about as good as Berf staying sober.

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$BERF just redefined blacking out this weekend. He shotgunned three cases of Heineken like they were juice boxes—after chasing Henny shots like a champ. The doctors confirmed it: his blood type is now officially "beer positive."

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Fanny packs, curly hair, and enough base to power a whole meme factory. Sure, $BERF looked like a confused 80s backup dancer, but that didn’t stop him from being the Pepe whisperer back in the day.

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$BERF isn’t one to bait the hook but he certainly knows how to reel in a lot more than some fish.

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$MUMU: This is blasphemy. This is madness. $BERF: Madness? THIS IS BASE!!

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$BERF takes his inner peace very seriously. Some might say he looks distracted but they would be wrong. This is what you call peak performance.

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$BERF in the front, $BRETT in the back, and $CHOMP to the side. With a dream team like that Trump is bulletproof. Let's make base great again.

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100 brewskies, 42 packs of ciggies, and a dozen normie dolls later $BERF has reached sloth blackout nirvana. But the Pepe girls are en route, and he’s got to get his act together fast! If he finds the quaaludes first though, it lights out. Not even Uncle Berfus can save him.

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$BERF is fed up with all the bears in the market! This morning he grabbed his hunting gear and started shooting on sight. $BOBO was just the first casualty in his Rambo rampage, but just know he's got plenty more bear traps set.

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$TURBO might be fast but $BERF is on a one way trip to the moon. Red turtle shells can’t stop him, and neither can Mario. It's based all the way.

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28 years later and $BERF is still the top dawg in his Nerf league. One could say he's been sniping jeets since he was 8. Some habits fade, but Berfing these Sol freaks never goes out of fashion.

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Berf was offering everyone the chance to inject the sweet blue goo like him, but the boys in blue weren’t having it. So instead of getting arrested, Berf setup a baseonad stand to inspire the next generation to be based, one sip at a time. Can he take your order?

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All that pumping is really getting to Andrew Tates head. Now he’s nothing but a Solana-filled hot air balloon. And you know what we do to balloons that get too big? Allow $BERF to show you…

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$BERF might be a basement dweller, but his precision makes him deadlier than a Top Gun pilot. Rumor has it, he even gave Tom Cruise a few tips. In these markets, it's diamond hands or bust!

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This mfer tried to Expelliarmus the $BERF token but Berf dropped the Expecto Patronum. Then casted Wingardium Leviosa on the chart. Base is with us.

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Commentator "Ronaldo Ronaldo Ronaldo (says some gibberish in another language) GOOOOOOALLLL" $BERF "SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" #EURO2024

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4000 brewskis, 18000 ciggies, and 27 years later $BERF is still eating cookies with no milk. It’s hard growing up without a father, but what’s even harder is thinking every time the doorbell rings, it’s him. He’s probably just stuck in traffic. #happyfathersday

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Berf hates sol loving freaks He had to put this idiot Andrew Tate in his place. Night nighty Daddy

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