Tomorrow is my 40th birthday. 🥳

Will provide dad jokes for $degen. 🎩

Ask me anything. 🦻

“We suffer more in imagination than in reality” — Seneca icbk.me/zachharris.eth

Happy birthday!! 
Enjoy your day with your loved ones 🎉 🎂 

Here are some jokes for you to include in your arsenal:

- I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

- Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

IRL: Creative Director who makes movies and ads.