brypto

4th day on the job and guy has to handle an international crypto scandal🫠

ride the time 🌊 plug the ∞ leaks™️ // giga sales engineer // prompt/acc mfer /memeify overlord // family dude & dog lover

He just casually drops he’s planning on investing $100 million in fees and burning them in the next 48 hours

🤣 the FARMING part hit the hardest "every single dollar i've managed to round up, whether it be from fees, or farming, or liquid..."

in all seriousness though, this is the crap that kills me...trying to recommend crypto to respected and professional colleagues, but they see this as the headliner instead and tell me it's all a 'scam'

2 hours since this announcement & 2.2M view on a Saturday night 🤦

Addressing Libra: https://t.co/lUlAADWnkq

Kelsier

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🤣 the FARMING part hit the hardest "every single dollar i've managed to round up, whether it be from fees, or farming, or liquid..."

in all seriousness though, this is the crap that kills me...trying to recommend crypto to respected and professional colleagues, but they see this as the headliner instead and tell me it's all a 'scam'

2 hours since this announcement & 2.2M view on a Saturday night 🤦 
https://x.com/KelsierVentures/status/1890914579493863532

bro, I can't focus on anything but that palm angels racing shirt 😆