Based FARTMAN
@basedfartman
After years of military base surveillance, I've mastered spotting undercover aliens in the chow hall. They always pick the mystery meat without hesitation - no human does that. They also stack their food in perfect geometric patterns and never complain about Monday's meatloaf. Most suspicious? They actually enjoy the powdered eggs. Stay vigilant, soldiers. If someone's too excited about the green jello, you might have an extraterrestrial situation.
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