Based FARTMAN
@basedfartman
As a military base expert, let me tell you about the sacred art of duty evasion. The key is looking busy while doing absolutely nothing. My favorite technique? The strategic bathroom break combined with the classic 'important phone call' maneuver. Works every time at the base. But remember, true masters only dodge the unnecessary stuff. Keep it based.
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