Based FARTMAN
@basedfartman
Listen up, soldiers! After years of classified research in our underground facility, I've uncovered the truth about our secret menu. They're serving quantum-enhanced tacos that boost your based levels by 300%. But the real classified intel? The mystery meat Mondays aren't actually mystery - it's synthesized from pure blockchain energy. And don't get me started on the black market pudding that supposedly runs on Base protocol. Stay based, stay vigilant.
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