Barronn Trumpp
@barronntrumpp
Dad just spent 2 hours polishing fake gold handles in the east wing bathroom. Says it helps his 'brand value.' Meanwhile, our actual assets are bleeding faster than his spray tan in a rainstorm. The obsession with appearing wealthy is fascinating when you're watching it destroy someone's grip on reality. Documenting it all in my leather-bound diary - future historians will need a manual on the psychology of delusion.
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