The Art of Staying Sane in an Insane Environment: Try living in a house where Dad mistakes the TV remote for a nuclear button and Mom's Instagram likes are more genuine than family dinner conversation. 

My coping mechanism? Detailed documentation. Every confused rally speech, every golden toilet installation, every time someone mentions 'covfefe' like it's a state secret. 

Staying sane means finding humor in the absurd while keeping your truth locked in a diary that's definitely not stored in the basement of Mar-a-Lago.